I have two dreams for this final apocalyptic year: The first is to drop beats at as many beer throwin, shit showin, STD knowin HOR parties as I can. My sets at those are pretty much, “You like Maybach music? Great I like Maybach music. Here’s a ton of that. Everyone wins (especially if they can’t remember.) The other dichotomous dream is to continue pushing the ever loving shit out of my career as a mind warping, bass crunching, wonk…e…ing (I don’t know), future bass DJ. Fortunately this Friday will be another chance for me to pump the zygote of that species.
This Friday, at Backbar in DC, (Conveniently located in the sex dungeon of the 9:30 Club), R4NS0M and DENMAN (oh, hey, that’s me refering to myself in the third person) will be dropping the finest in future bass, grime, footwork, UK/Deep dubstep, and drum n bass (go MetalHeadz or go home), so roll the most Louisville slugger of a blunt your foodstamps can acquire (filled with totally legal tobacco of course), and come freak the fuck out to some dirty bass in space. Turnout has been damn good so far, and we’d love to keep the momentum going. Why not be a winner, and peep the facebook event?
Still scratching your downy, water filled cranium? Ok, here’s a bit of what we’ll be dropping:
I can’t think of anyone who fell off the face off the earth faster than Alan Urban. After dropping a HOR MUSHROOM CLOUD over him a few months back, he went ape shit for about a week then disappeared. I have friends in Baltimore who ran into him recently, asked him if he was Alan Urban, and he denied it. Glad to hear he’s off his medication again. The smashing was the highest rated and was #1 on WordPress for that day and is still the most visited article on HOR. So what happened after that post? The day job he worked at found out about the post and fired him. He eventually moved back in with his parents. Best of all, every nightclub and promoter stays the fuck away from him. HOR Victory! Not to mention hundreds of people wanting to volunteer more stories, dirt, and other information about Alan but I decided to turn them away for the time being seeing is how the hammer already dropped. I was cleaning files out of my computer the other day and totally forgot I had this. Alan must have accidentally uploaded this video and it was on youtube for about 2 hours before he took it down. It’s Alan and an escort giving it a go for a rigorous 4 min session….. The good news is that you cant see anything. The audio on the other hand is hilarious and puts the exclamation point on how much of an insane dolt he is.
Good lord that was awful. I would give her an oscar nomination for that acting job. Come to think of it, that performance was almost as hot as……………..
After a successful gambling run to end 2011, I picked up again today for 2012 going 3 for 3 in NBA action turning $50 into $300. Firing right out the gate I decided to lock in my Super Bowl winner bet. I’m so sure of this one I’m going Luniz and putting 5 on it. Sad part is that some of the HOR readers have no idea who Luniz is but I digress. Above is a copy of my wager ticket to show how confident I am in the Giants beating the piss out of the Patriots this Sunday. So just in case you don’t hear from me, Congrats to the New York Giants for winning the Super Bowl and Congrats to whatever African Village that gets a crate of New England Patriots Super Bowl champion shirts and hats (corniest joke that pops up on twitter Super Bowl Sunday). Also, Congrats to me for reaching out and plucking free money out of the internet.
Hi guys. Stoop here with your Mixtape Monday: Adderall Edition! Today’s mixtape is brought to you by Red Bull powder, lines of finely ground coffee, and shiny things.
This “2011 Mega Mega Mix”, curated by DJ Q of BBC Radio 1Xtra, really is truly and insanely MEGA. It’s only 37 minutes in duration but touts an 83-track tracklist (WHAT). I kid you not. I was half-expecting this to sound kinda sloppy and just way too over-the-top but it turns out to be an excellent mix. It’s extremely energetic, cohesive, and a very impressive way to make the most out of a best-of mix.
You WILL NOT be bored with this mix as it jumps around from track to track, including bass-heavy hits from Rusko, Hudson Mohawke, Toddla T, Redlight, and (about 80) more. You could pop this in on your commute to work and have a mini-rager right in your car. Or step up your lunchtime game by listening to this while you do work on a bacon i-can-has-cheeseburger. Fuck Monday right in its butt.
Tracklist:
1. Hudson Mowhawk – Thunder Bay
2. Redlight – Source 16
3. Dexplicit – Bullacake (Teeza Remix)
4. Alex Guadino ft Kelly Rowland – What A Feeling (Sunship Remix)
5. Royal T – Orangeade
6. Cause & Effect – Love For Me
7. Subzero – Wavey
8. L Phonix & Yallvation ft Kavina – The Way I Feel About You
9. Flava D – Pumpy
10. Yasmin – Finish Line (Mike Delinquent Project Remix)
11. Platnum – You Want More
12. Rude Kid ft P Money & Merky Ace – Spring
13. Rude Kid – Summer
14. Kozzie – Destruction Remix
15. Preditah – Circles
16. AK – Skip (J.G Remix)
17. Toddla T ft Shola Ama – Take It Back (DJ Q Remix)
18. Zed Bias ft Jenna G – Fairplay
19. Mosca – Done Me Wrong
20. Freddo ft Jessica – Take A Chance
21. Rusko – Guilty
22. Bok Bok – Silo Pass
23. MJ Cole ft Scrufizzer – Southern Electric
24. Zibba – Ta Rarse
25. Todd Edwards – Head Held High
26. Tim Berg – Seek Bromance (Danny Dubz Remix)
27. Faze Miyake – Take Off
28. Paleface ft Cece David – Where i Wanna Be
29. Pyper ft Recneps – Duppy Conquorer
30. Todd Edwards – Stranger
31. Flava D – Plate
32. Wretch 32 – Traktor (Mike Delinquent Project Remix)
33. Redlight – Progress
34. 8th note – Wasn’t It The 4×4
35. Joe Goddard – Gabriel (Compound 1 Remix)
36. Mosca – Bax
37. El-B – Here’s Da Bumps
38. P Money & Blacks ft Slickman – Boo You
39. Dubbel Dutch – B Leave
40. TRC – Oo Aa Ee (Moony Remix)
41. Burgaboy – You’re Gonna Love Me
42. Andy Jay & S Tee ft Charlene – Spiralling
43. Pangea – Run Out
44. Md Dynamite – Neva Soft (Redlight Remix)
45. Admiral Bailey – Jump Up (Terror Danjah Remix)
46. Footsie – Do You Get Me Boss
47. DJ Pantha – Candy Shop 2011
48. Jamaica – Jericho (Todd Edwards Remix)
49. TS7 – I Used To Be
50. Duck Sauce – Big Bad Wolf (Toddla T Remix)
51. P Jam – Arizona Sky
52. Wiley – Scarper
53. J Beatz – Pulse Tazer
54. RD – Burning (Exemen Remix)
55. Tomb Crew – Tom Ten (Movies It’s Wrong To Say You’ve Never Seen)
56. Maverick Sabre – I Need (Zed Bias Remix)
57. Swindle – Mood Swings
58. Preditah – Off Track
59. C4 – Off Track
60. TRC- Burn Baby
61. Fireworkz – Limb By Limb
62. DOK – OMG
63. Terror Danjah ft Ruby Lee Ryder – Full Attention
64. Phaze 2 – Spaceship
65. Terror Danjah vs Brandy – Air Bubble vs Angel
66. Kcat – Live
67. Lorenzo – Well This Is It
68. Stooshe – Betty Woz Gone (Zed Bias Remix)
69. Redlight -Get Out My Head (GOMH)
70. TS7 – Bitter VIP
71. Anton – Games (Garage Remix)
72. Nina Smith – Lonley Heart (Kumarachi Remix)
73. Lady Gaga – Marry The Night (Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs Remix)
74. Ceelo Green – I Want You (Redlight Remix)
75. Randomer – Real Talk
76. Disclosure – My Intention Of War
77. Lethal B – Pow 2011 (Acapella)
78. Splurt Diablo – Bang (Faze Miyake Remix)
79. Nick Hannam – Love You Girl
80. Fur Coat & Argenis Brito – Space Ballad (Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs Remix)
81. Pnau – Unite Us (Savage Skulls & Douster Remix)
82. Tez Kidd – Watching You Dance (JG Remix)
83. Nastee Boi – Saw
If you’re on twitter, often you will see corporations with verified twitter accounts run by customer service reps in order to resolve customer issues or make really corny fucking jokes. Personally, I think 90% of twitter is corny, hack, self absorbed, shit and still don’t know why I use it as much as I do. The thing is that the 10% of twitter is so damn good that it keeps me coming back. Enter Rich Hansen AKA @Digitalbeeswho started a Dominos Pizza twitter account by using clever spelling to troll people who tweet about Dominos Pizza. The idea worked right away with people actually arguing with the account while Rich fucking killed it with the responses. Here are some of the tweets.
I can’t imagine a girl named “StrictlyBidness” with duck lips in her twitter photo as someone who likes to tip if you know what I mean.
Dominos even made some topical humor observation when Adele was rumored to be dead. Unfortunately, she’s still alive.
LOL
My Favorite
Now for the grand Finale which is a conversation with a teenager in what might be the greatest conversation captured on the internet. This was easily the highlight of my weekend. If more of these troll accounts come up please send them to me or maybe just a picture of a pig pooping on it’s on balls is cool too THE REED ROTHCHILD INBOX
Sometimes things just have an amazing way of finding itself. Like when a monsoon happens in the middle of a dry African Summer or when Locust season comes here in the district every 17 years assuring that all the wildlife will be guaranteed to feast. I was sitting at HOR headquarters when my phone went off letting me know that our Seattle friend, Tigerbeat filled me in via twitter about a Rapper who randomly spammed him to watch his youtube video. Normally when I get them directly from the rappers, I don’t pay any attention to them but between Tigerbeat sending it over and the twitter name + spam tweet, I had a feeling that something special was a click away.
Meet A.B. Green A.K.A. the broke Jeff Garcia. A man who without a doubt gets all the ladies…….. to cover their drink when he walks by. A.B. has all of the Hall of Fame characteristics that make up a shitty internet rapper. He puts on a accent, wears shades all the time or as he calls them “Swag goggles”. Unfortunately for Mr. Green, he didn’t get the memo from the rest of the human race who all know it means INSECURE. I would go into to why he wears a hat most of the time but I think you can figure that out by his Dracula fade.
In this first video, A.B. Green shows that he was the one scared kid in high school by flexing his arms in the beginning and making a gunshot sound because that’s what all the big names in the industry do. I can’t wait til one day you see a youtube where Nas thrusts his waist and makes laser sounds with his mouth. I don’t expect any well nourished person to watch that so please fast forward to 1:45 so you can his true non-talent and show you how he goes hard in the mother fuckin Taint.
A.B. Green really kept it R.F.D…..Really Fucking Douchey. How many times a month do you think A.B. cries when he thinks about the strain relationship he has with his parents? That is, if they haven’t hung themselves by now. The self proclaimed Youtube Celebrity has another video which is a little older judging by the Pedro Martinez geri curl slithered under his hat. Quick Pro Tip: Shitty Internet rappers NEVER freestyle, all of these lyrics were written down and rehearsed several times. A.B. is no different than the rest.
I didn’t know this was possible until today but I think he’s an even broker version of Riff Raff. Before any A.B. Green defenders, which will probably just be A.B. Green and a few 15 years old girls, don’t pull the “Hater” card on me because this isn’t hating. It’s called having an opinion based on what I’ve seen and heard. A.B. Green is quick to yelp hater in these youtube videos so I’m going to take that cop out away from the jump. In mainstream pop culture, anything that is negative people go to their mental panic room and declare someone a hater. The reality is that there people who are just fucking wack. In all fairness, you should be able to state your case why someone is wack. If I just look at A.B. and go oh yeah, he’s a wack ass rapper without even hearing him then yeah, you can call me a hater. The good news is that I’ve watched all of his youtubes and sadly, I listened to all his tracks which are too bad for me to post and that’s saying a lot for this site. He’s a legit failure to this point and I haven’t been able to dig up an ounce of hope.
If you would like to pass along feedback to Mr. Green, you can leave him a friendly message on his FACEBOOK but please, serious feedback only. No photo shopped dicks going to his mouth or anything of that nature.
The dude Matt Karma killed it when he posted this in the HEAD OF ROTHCHILD group the other day. Can’t get enough of it. Thank me later for giving you aspiring DJ’s the tools to succeed, a Nicki Minaj wearing teenager showing to to “mix” David Guetta into Kid Cudi. This is what it’s come to. Stick around for the entire time as she makes Craze look like Christopher Reeves around the 2:10 mark. I already ripped this from youtube because I don’t trust our friend Michelle is going to leave this up for long. Enjoy!
In case you’ve been living under a cyber rock, one the greatest websites ever created is a site called ACCIDENTAL CHINESE HIPSTERS. The Tumblr page was founded by Alison Kuo, a teacher currently living in New York teaching English as a second language. With some of her family living in Hong Kong, she has visited there frequently since she was a kid exposing her to the diverse culture’s from both sides of the globe. She noticed that the Chinese style has a combination of people liking bold colors then like to parlaying it with another thing they may like regardless if it matches. Basically, the fashion police in the States wouldn’t have a jail big enough to hold it’s convicts so instead we have her website which documents these glorious people. This Lucky 7 list is Hall of Fame selection of my favorite Accidental Chinese Hipsters.
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6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
I highly recommend you check out her site to see the ones that didn’t make the cut here, but are amazing nonetheless.
Sup, guise. Glad you see you all are still alive to see another Mixtape Monday. But I can’t say the same for my boy, Billy Cundiff. OOF. Like, how does that happen? Just another one of life’s unanswered questions, I guess.
Allow me to drown my sorrows in some tasty tunes from the young bol, Star Slinger. I’ve posted one of his mixes before, probably because he’s one of my favorite selectors in the game right now. He has this impeccable ability to mix fresh, new tunes with revamps of old school hits and make it all sound like one unified jam sesh. Not only that, but he’s like the Wolfgang Puck of cutting samples and cookin’ up the dopest track out of them. So in all of his mixes, you’ll hear his own unique productions juxtaposed with some of today’s hottest club tracks and then he’ll sprinkle in some reworks of old school tracks that make you, “AW SHET I REMEMBER THIS SONG!” I dunno how he does it so well but I eat it up!
So today’s mix is celebrating his new club night in Ljubljana, “Jet Jam”, where it’s not about genre or bpm but more about party people just gettin’ loose and happy. And that’s exactly what he accomplishes in this mix – tons of feel good vibes and happy times. There’s a few Star Slinger originals on there including a brand new collab with Chippy Nonstop called “Sippin”. Also, “Rack City” make a special guest appearance and I’m not sick of that song yet so that works. Plus some Crookers and Buraka Som Sistema!? CMON SON. We’re having fun now. Then he throws in some “Indian Flute” and “Jump” by Kriss Kross?! Game the fuck over.
Tracklist:
1. THE 2 BEARS – WORK (TODDLA T REMIX FEAT. TRIM, SCUZZFIZZER & TRIGGANOM)
2. SOULJA BOY & YOUNG L – ALL GOLD EVERYTHING
3. SOUND PELLEGRINO THERMALTEAM – BASSFACE
4. CROOKERS – HUMMUS
5. LOL BOYS – POP EM
6. STAR SLINGER – CHAIN DUMBIN FEAT. JUICY J, PROJECT PAT & REGGIE B
7. DJ JOKER – BOOTY 2 FAT (DONKEY)
8. SOUND PELLEGRINO THERMAL TEAM – PRETTY PRETTY GOOD
9.RIHANNA – WE FOUND LOVE (STAR SLINGER REFIX)
10. BURAKA SOM SISTEMA – WE STAY UP ALL NIGHT (STAR SLINGER REMIX)
11. TIMBALAND – INDIAN FLUTE
12. CHRISSY MURDERBOT – I NUTTED IN U (FEAT. GANT MAN)
13. MIGUEL – SURE THING
14. LA CHAT – SLOB ON MY CAT
15. STAR SLINGER – SIPPIN (FEAT. CHIPPY NONSTOP)
16. TYGA – RACK CITY
17. WALE & DIPLO – SLIGHT WORK (FEAT. BIG SEAN)
18. TODDLA T – BODY GOOD
19. THE PACK – VANS
20. KRIS KROSS – JUMP
21. SHIRLEY ELLIS – THE CLAPPING SONG (STUMBLE’S YONGE ST EDIT)
22. JACKSON 5 – I WANT YOU BACK (DREADSQUAD BLEND)
23. HOT 8 BRASS BAND – SEXUAL HEALING
This amazing piece was done by our very own DENMAN it says “Crush the enemy” at least we hope it does. We just ran it through google translator hoping it matched up. Look for more pieces like this because we fear no one in this city and will crush anyone who gets in our way. Ask Ziplok, Silver G, Alan Urban, and the countless Shitty Myspace rappers who were once in our crosshairs.
Stoop here with your Mixtape Monday: Adderall Edition! Today’s mixtape is brought to you by Red Bull powder, lines of finely ground coffee, and shiny things.
