Happy Hour next Thursday is going to be fun as TGRIonline’sMarcus Dowling is hosting Auto Tune Karaoke. I will also be there helping with everything from music, signing people up to sing, and I might belt out a tune or 4. I really wasn’t into the idea of Auto Tune Karaoke at first. It was discovered by Alvin Risk & Mike from Designer Drugs. When they brought it up at dinner, I really didn’t get it. After a few drinks on a Tuesday night we went down to U Street Music Hall and gave it a go. It was the one of the most fun times I’ve had in a while. Who knew I could rap and sing like a bird? A robotic bird. I can now see why those Shitty Myspace rappers always sing through Auto Tune, it does the work for you! UHall is going to have great drink specials that I will put up once I get them. Its free to get in and a good way to start the night or get ready for the weekend. See you there!
The long awaited, highly anticipated Summer of Moombahton was released by producer Munchi. If you don’t know about Munchi by now you’re kinda fucking up. The good news is that you can still get in on the ground level because the dude just turned 18. He has taken the Moombahton genre to new levels and is currently doing projects with T&A Records. Here are 2 of my favorite tracks that he recently released F-F-FIRE!!!!
The Summer of Moombahton is 2 mixes which feature the Past which includes some of the first original Moombahton tracks and Future which has some of the most recent released tracks including some that have yet to be released. Riggs & Murtaugh Moombalator made the cut!
Past
1. Dave Nada – La Gata
2. Sandro Silva – Told Ya (Melo Moombahton Edit)
3. Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Heads Will Roll (A-Mac Moombahton Edit)
4. N.A.S.A. – Watchadoin (Alvaro Remix – Uncle Jesse Moompatron Edit)
5. Lady Gaga – Alejandro (Afrojack Remix – Audio1 Moombahton Edit)
6. Rihanna – Rude Boy (Tommie Sunshine Mix – Morningstar Moombahton Edit)
7. Neoteric – Hey Got Lines
8. Drop The Lime vs East Flatbush Project – Tried by Sex Sax (Doc Adam Moombahton Edit)
9. DJ Apt One vs Josh Wink – Higher State of Moombahton
10. Slap & Dash – Fried Toy Moombahton
11. Knight Riderz – Party Alarm (Wyld Stallyns Moombahton Edit)
12. Munchi – Sandungueo
Future
1. Modjo – Lady (A-Mac Moombahton Rmx)
2. Picksterone & Melo – Mas Poderoso
3. Sabo – No Pare Moombahton
4. DJ Epidemic – Ravaged Toadstool Girls
5. Hyper Crush – Ayo (Wyld Stallyns Moombahton Edit)
6. Moombahtron – Space Runner
7. David Heartbreak – Moombahma (Munchi Edit)
8. Sabbo – Make It Sexy
9. Sigur Ros – Saeglopur (Yeah! Remix)
10. Riggs & Murtaugh – Moombalator
11. Kid Kaio – We Don’t Give a Fuck (Uncle Jesse Fuckin’ Moombahton Edit)
12. Datsik – Firepower (Munchi Moombahcore Rmx)
Tracking him down again was easy considering he has 3 different myspace pages to pollute peoples ears with including other memberships on hip hop sites. He has made several tracks that we will dive into in the coming weeks that are just god awful from production to lyrics. One fatal mistake that Atrophy did was a youtube with his hat off. Its the first time he’s done a youtube without a hat and when you see his hairline you’ll understand why he’s always covering up. Holding on to the last strands of hair, a balding, talentless, high pitched Manu Ginobili curses us with a 2 minute freestyle which he even fucks up the intro. Its clear that this is not a freestyle but rehearsed. Another name he has on other Sites is KING ATROPHY which is fitting, because he is the HeadofRothchild’s King of Shitty Rappers.
This has been a passionate project that is close to three years in the making. The S.J.H. Mafia which stands for Steaks, Jordans, Haircuts is an exclusive upscale lifestyle for people who have been blessed with the “good life” For people who enjoy the finer things in life that normal people can’t enjoy. Steaks, Jordans, Haircuts.
Once I have the full description and member rules, I will create a Facebook group.
For those who have been there from day 1 or if you are just hearing about Moombahton, here is your chance to get up to speed. You can get up to 60 tracks directly from the Soundcloud group “Moombahton”
Also a friend of the H.O.R. from Arizona, DJ Melo recently put out several Moombahton mixtapes that go hard and include the Riggs and Murtaugh Moombalator.
After the post regarding Ziplok (Who’s real name is Erik Diener) and his legal “Team”, for the first time in a long time he has gone into hiding. Hats off to YOU the readers who have gone out of their way to tell Ziplok personally that maybe its time to unplug the Mic. He hasn’t made a youtube video in almost 5 days which is unheard of considering he averages at least 1 a day. Although he is lurking. Ive got countless messages from people saying that Ziplok is following them on Soundcloud. He obviously hijacked my followers list and went on a follow rampage. Perhaps he is buying more time for his legal team? I also have my legal “team” which are the readers who brought a nugget to my attention.
In Ziplok’s Bio it says “Ziplok is a North American music producer, rapper, and ASCAP artist” which is true. His IPI number is 512.72.67.68. I don’t think the ASCAP would appreciate nor condone stealing material from other artist especially for profit. Listen to the first 30 Seconds of his single “Kareem Abdul Jabbar” which he is selling on itunes. Ziplok Loves Reed by Head of Rothchild
OK, now listen to the first 20 seconds of this Public Enemy track “Timebomb”
Nice one, tell em Chuck Z! Zippy although it hurts my traffic not to talk about you anymore but do the music world a favor, either step your game up which is damn near impossible or just walk away.
Here is my favorite Bacon recipe that is great for any occasion like watching Maury Povich or even Animal Planet. I got the recipe from my favorite website Bacon Today I want to make a video that shows how to make the Rothchild version of the Bacon Explosion and eat the entire thing in 30 minutes. Here is the recipe, shout out to the great people at BBQ Addicts
2 pounds thick cut bacon
2 pounds Italian sausage
1 jar of your favorite barbeque sauce
1 jar of your favorite barbeque rub
Personally I like to add a pound of cheeeEEEEeeese
A friend of humanity and amazing cook Nicko, gives a great online tutorial. If you do give it a green light please take pictures or video and send it my way. BACON!!!!
A natural beauty who is comfortable in her own skin can catch my attention from across the room. Someone who doesn’t cake on 3 pounds of make up, sharpie eyebrows, two pound eyelashes, A Chernobyl radiation level of tanning, bleached hair, and some of the worst lipstick combination’s ive ever seen. Fact of the matter is that it’s guys fault just as much as it is the females who go out like this. Men have been falling for this illusion for decades. Also, Men will try to follow the entire fake culture thinking they will fit in. Im looking at you Ed Hardy, Affliction, Armani Exchange, and any god damn thing with skulls and/or Rhinestones on it. This has created a marketable made up culture that gives the impression that people are rich and beautiful looking when the reality is that most of these people barely make 40k a year and are to insecure in their own skin to even hold a relationship. Most have no personality because they think looks will get them somewhere. Getting older and wiser in life, Ive come to greatly appreciate a woman’s personality far more than looks. I went out with a model in Las Vegas and couldn’t stomach a conversation that lasted longer than five minutes. She always claimed that everyone is out there hating on her plus she kept using the word “swagger” She was definitely a 10 who’s been in music videos, magazines, and calendars but at the end of the day that doesn’t mean shit. Some women are able to hustle their way to a comfortable living leaching off stupid, desperate, horny guys but the reality is that most women get used up and once they hit 30 it goes down hill fast. Here is a collection of the most busted women ive ever come across via the internet who are trying just a little too hard
#7 Fire Marshall Jill
Awful hair and way too much tanning gives me the impression that she stood way to close to the propane grill before lighting. Duck Lips are always a FAIL
#6 Botox Barbie
Her face has seen more needles than Courtney Loves arm. So much gone wrong, the first thing she should have got done was to even level her nostrils. Someone inflated her lips too much that it made her eyes uneven. Duck Lips are always a FAIL.
#5 Lupe eye Fiasco
Notice a trend here? All self photos above the waist. This one is way to insecure to have a whole body shot, however awful lipstick combination’s + lazy eye are clear for take off. Duck lips are always a FAIL.
#4 Duck Tales
I don’t know where to start. The bad tan along with bad foundation makes her look like one of Jim Henson’s Muppet’s. Eyelashes aren’t a good look but Duck Lips are always a FAIL.
#3 Blond Snooki A.K.A. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
This load is the worst. She friend requested me years ago when she was living in Buffalo. She moved to Las Vegas and has become a total Bottle Rat. She was recently put on blast on TheDirty.com. She thinks she runs Las Vegas but is the punchline to every joke.
#2 Lips McGee
Lips and horrible lipstick was a huge mistake. The over tanning makes her look like a weather beaten barn. Duck lips are always a FAIL.
#1 um.......
I have no words. I just feel bad for the dude who got stuck in the picture with it.
Obviously I don’t have leg to stand if anyone has seen my ugly mug in person. People who may get pissed off or offended should know that its all in good fun and can kindly piss off. Then again you dont see me taking pictures in a mirror making stupid Ducklips……….
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