Myspace is MyDisgrace: $hitty rapper of the week
October 15, 2009Myspace has been dead for quite some time now. However it has left us with its last death-fart. This stench is the only thing left on Myspace. These are the rappers who aren’t giving up the dream by giving us a nightmare. The ones who repeatedly spam peoples page with clever marketing techniques such as “Listen to my tracks and tell me what you think” or “Show some love and Ill show some back” and my favorite “I need you to go to this page, sign up for an account and vote for me”. This is one of my new weekly features call the Mydisgrace: Rapper of the week. This will go in-depth and find some of the worst rappers still left on Myspace. There is a strict criteria to make this elite club. For one, they have to SUCK. You will know when you feel goose bumps or make a cringe inducing face as if a silent warm gasser is about to crawl out your cheeks. Another criteria is that they have to have that douche chill character to them. It’s easy to spot. They usually have a lot of Photoshop pictures with them in the streets or with Jewelry. The biggest offenders are usually posing holding money. I know everyone has seen these and if you come across one that is so bad, please share it with us and we will dissect it from top to bottom.
This weeks “rapper” prides himself as a “freestyler”. His name is Atrophy.
He resides somewhere in upstate New York but is riding the NYC gimmick. I was turned onto him after he left me several YouTube videos of him rapping into a webcam. I need to send him my dentist bill because it made me grind my teeth down to the gums. I tried to be nice. I kept marking them as spam and even left him a comment back advising him to stop making videos in general. The videos keep on coming and according to his myspace page he is going to bless us with his first official EP. No release date set of course. Here are two of his YouTube videos, if you can get through one of them I will buy you a drink. If you get through both them then I will send flowers to your funeral.
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If you got through that, I bow to you. You may now advance to Level 2 if you dare.
his vernacular is on point and he doesnt suck as bad as even being on myspace. im an emcee. my taste is on point on everything. nyc sux jersey sux the kid needs work but fuck off about it. love ya.
…are you serious??? uh.. no.. nothing was on point about any of that..!
holy shit.
you’re right.
I couldn’t do it.. I had to make him shut up with that pause button. Could definitely not get through watching it .. cuz he sounds like a kid with perpetual tourettes.
OK fat boy. You asked for it. I’m making a diss video AND a song about you, what you represent, everything that can be found about you, etc. It’ll be my little “Research project”:). I’ll post it on my Myspace as well as Youtube and Soundclick(which altogether gets about 1000+ views/plays, a day), and I know you’ll be posting it as well(eager to try and get a laugh at someone who is just straight up much BETTER LOOKING and CHILLER and SMARTER(and everything else) than you). I saw your pictures as well as some other things, believe me your about to get sonned big time. Any last words before I royally roast you and broadcast from every channel possible? Your going down you fat ugly pussy.
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