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$hitty Myspace Rapper of the week: Young Van

October 26, 2009
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Shitting on the haters?

I’m very excited about this one!  I stumbled across this audio gold the other day and immediately knew I hit it over the upper deck in center field.  Our weekly myspace rapper resides from the mean streets of Connecticut.  He has blessed us with 2 tracks that are remixes from the original.  One of them is with Soulja boy who lets face it,  I really never listened to until AFTER the Young Van remix.  Since the Head of Rothchild blog is still fairly new, I haven’t been able to get real media credentials so I wasn’t able to get hold of Young Van.  However,  I was able to find press release from a myspace blog entry that leaks the news of an upcoming “My tyme to shyne” mixtape that is coming out soon.  No release date of course (The Myspace rappers never have a release date, that will be the ongoing joke)  Here is the statement……

Young Van:

WHASS GOOD PPL SO I KNOW LIKE NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW ME AS AN EMCEE AND YOU PROBABLY ASKIN WHY AM I PUTTIN OUT A MIXTAPE..
WELL THE REASON IS BECAUSE IF I HAVE THE MIXTAPE OUT PEOPLE CAN EASILY DOWNLOAD MOST OF MY MUSIC FOR FREE
SO IF THEY LIKE SOME OF MY SONGS THEY CAN PUT IN THEIR IPOD AND MAKE THERE FRIENDS LISTEN TO IT WHICH WILL HELP ME PROMOT MY MUSIC.
YEA I KNOW KINDA WEIRD BUT IM ASSUMING THAT HAPPENS LOL
IF NOT THAN I DON’T KNOW (SUCKS FOR ME)
I PUT LIKE ALLOT WORK IN THIS I RECORDED LIKE EVERY SINGLE DAY AFTER I FINISH MY HOMEWORK AND STUFF (CUZ MY MOM GET MAD SHE BE LIKE “YOU PUT TOO MUCH TIME ON MUSIC AND IF YOU DONT MAKE AND YOUR NOT EDUCATED THAN YOUR LIKE IS FU*KED”)
-SHE DONT SWEAR THO-
THAN I LIKE RE-RECORDED JUZ FOR YOU KID SO THAT YALL CAN HAVE A GOOD QUALITY MUSIC
CUZ SOME OF MY OLD SONGS SOUND TERRIBLE EVEN THO THE FLOW WAS NICE AND STUFF.
I SUCKED AT EDITING-NOW IT DIFFERENT
IIGHT I’VE BEEN WRITING TOO LONG
SO I HOPE EVERYTHING GOES RIGHT AND NOT WRONG
A I HOPE YOU PEOPLE THAT LIKE MY MUSIC ENJOY THE SONGS
AND THE MIXTAPE

***OHH YEA THE FOR THE PEOPLE THAT GOES TO MY SCHOOL THE RAMS ANTHEM IS NOT GONNA BE ON THE MIXTAPE CUZ DEREK COULDN’T RECORDED HIS PARTS:::

Fucking Derek, he sounds like a productivity stopper or has they would say in the UConn, a Hater!  Enough talk about Young Van, its time to make your ears bleed.  God Speed getting through them.

Young Van

If you dont have Imeem just pinch your nose and go to his myspace page

http://www.myspace.com/uk239

4 comments

  1. wow.. so many things wrong with this kid..
    I like how he’s wearing a Nashville t shirt and he’s from CT.
    in his main picture he’s taking a shit in his pants, I’m pretty sure.
    also he’s in front of his bedroom door.
    not to mention those horrible shoes, laces pointing everywhere.
    nothing but jacked beats from soulja boy.
    yay for ultimate fail


  2. lol can’t ignore that all of his songs are “by” TURN MY SWAG ON- SOULJAH BOY FABOLOUS LIL… lmao keep ‘em comin!


  3. sounds like Derek was the only smart one


  4. Come on’ man ! how you gonna pick on this lil’ retarded kid that tryin’ to live out his dream. Thats F’ed up mang!

    DUDE you keep killin’ me. You make work go by faster ! Thanks mang !

    - Ack !



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