“You sell drugs, I don’t– I rake leaves!”
I’ve never seen someone get so excited about raked up dirt.
And thanks for teaching me that trees come from an acorn, Ziplok.
This dude must not see people very much too, because even he has a hard time believing when cars go by, “Look at that, unbelievable– people! People driving down the street in New Hampshire.”
His mom is totally the one who made him do all this yard work and he wants to go around talking about how it’s “his” house the whole time. Brilliant.