twitter | Head of Rothchild

If you’re on twitter, often you will see corporations with verified twitter accounts run by customer service reps in order to resolve customer issues or make really corny fucking jokes. Personally, I think 90% of twitter is corny, hack, self absorbed, shit and still don’t know why I use it as much as I do. The thing is that the 10% of twitter is so damn good that it keeps me coming back. Enter Rich Hansen AKA @Digitalbees who started a Dominos Pizza twitter account by using clever spelling to troll people who tweet about Dominos Pizza. The idea worked right away with people actually arguing with the account while Rich fucking killed it with the responses. Here are some of the tweets.

I can’t imagine a girl named “StrictlyBidness” with duck lips in her twitter photo as someone who likes to tip if you know what I mean.

Dominos even made some topical humor observation when Adele was rumored to be dead. Unfortunately, she’s still alive.

LOL

My Favorite

Now for the grand Finale which is a conversation with a teenager in what might be the greatest conversation captured on the internet. This was easily the highlight of my weekend. If more of these troll accounts come up please send them to me or maybe just a picture of a pig pooping on it’s on balls is cool too THE REED ROTHCHILD INBOX

Twitter for the most part is a wasting suckhole full of topical humor parody accounts that send douche chills up your spine like the “Y u No” meme, Lord Valdermot, and any celebrity rip off you can find feeding your attention deficit, taking it to new levels while coming to realize your life is meaningless. So why am I still on twitter? To whore and promote? Of course but when I’m not doing that I’m finding accounts that actually make me laugh. Our first inductees tweets are so good, they have turned me into a more socially awkward person not being able to hold my laughter in public and at inappropriate times usually after a failed attempt at sex when my “date” is crying on tear soaked futon realizing what she just let happen…. is when Dril’s tweets come to mind. He has provided comedic gold to the masses channeling his inner diaper. As he becomes the first inductee to the H.O.R. Twitter Hall of Fame, lets look at ten of his greatest tweets starting with…..

For the Record, this is my favorite tweet of all time……. #1